i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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