We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I have so many feelings about this burrito
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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