He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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