i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
I have post one night stand depression
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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