He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
Randomize
