She announced her abortion via fbk
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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