No stitches, just platelets and will power
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
