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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Randomize
