ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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