My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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