Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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