id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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