But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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