wrigley field is MILF paradise
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Dicks are not precious.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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