sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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