11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
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