I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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