turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
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