he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
All the doctor said was why
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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