Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
You were trust falling into bushes
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
