i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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