is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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