I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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