24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
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