Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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