I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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