Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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