Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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