did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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