Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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