Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
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