if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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