nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
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