talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
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