is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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