you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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