Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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