My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Randomize
