Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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