So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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