I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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