when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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