i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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