Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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