Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
What drink are we having for lunch?
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
Randomize
