she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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