Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
I did not marry a roomba.
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