There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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