I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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