So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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