when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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