Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
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