what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
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