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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
did you just send me my own nude
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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