Where did you get a picture of my penis
i think my mom watched the whole time
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
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