He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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