She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
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