escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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