I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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